sironas:

occupation: the bitch who makes the biscuits

screamandshout:

is this really on my newsfeed

screamandshout:

is this really on my newsfeed

kristantinople:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those


THWAP click THWAP click

kristantinople:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

THWAP click THWAP click

gardenslumberparty:

"omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg" no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha